It appears that the Haloscan deadline is upon us, with Blogger's FTP execution coming up soon as well. I'm in the process of trying to figure something out. But the comments may disappear for a bit. I'm still very open to any offers of technical support/redesign help. I'm working on it, but I'm afraid it's not my area of expertise. Anyway, thanks for hanging in there and checking back in. If you don't see anything here, try here or here. I'll try to post something somewhere keeping you informed, until I can figure out a way to continue publishing at this address. Thanks for your patience.

I stumbled across this list of "50 Questions For Men We Want Answered ASAP." For about half a second, I thought about making a post out of answering them. But then I realized how dumb they were, and how most, if not all, of them could be boiled down into two categories:

• 1. Why are you so disgusting/lazy?
• 2. Please re-assure me that I'm the most important thing in your life.

And then I got to thinking, What are 50 questions I (or men generally) could ask women? But I decided we'd be lucky to come up with five things we really need to know. If anyone else wants to take a crack at either list, be my guest. If anyone thinks any of the original list are legitimately answer-worthy, I'll try to take a crack at them.