Someone asked me to go to a Happy Hour tonight, and I declined because I'm not Happy. But it got me thinking about Happy and his cohorts from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. If I had a bar, I'd have a different theme hour for every day of the week. Happy Hour would be as popular as ever, and Dopey Hour would probably go over well, too. Sneezy Hour could cause problems with the Health Department, but I'm sure Doc Hour would take care of it. I guess no one would hook up during Bashful Hour. If my friend had asked me to come to Grumpy Hour, I probably would have tagged along. But Sleepy Hour -- now there's an idea I can really get behind.

Shaken or stirred?