It's not often one sees perfectly flawless logic, so it's worth taking note of. Apparently, according to a South Carolina "minister," the street design of Washington, DC, includes an upside-down pentagram. (The linked article has a map.) The Federal City is thus supposed to be some kind of conduit for Satan. It explains so much!

I wonder if this shocking news will cause the Pope to change his plans for his upcoming visit. Of course, I'm sure plenty of anti-papists see that visit as a sign that DC's Dark Lord Bat Signal is working.

My opinion is that true pagans know that Satan doesn't need a paved invitation. But I think the real lesson here is to never let a Frenchman design your town.

(Photo and subject line from Dragnet. The picture is from when Joe and Pep go undercover as members of P.A.G.A.N., People Against Goodness and Normalcy. The subject line isn't strictly relevant, but it's my favorite line from the movie.)